Fat Mac - 11” Pizza - Add Your Own Lettuce - Frozen

It’s here. Yes. That one. The one everyone has been asking about. The pizza that everyone remembers. The Fat Mac, our Big Mac pizza. Isn’t she beautiful? available as a frozen pie, with some at home steps, because, turns out, lettuce doesn’t freeze (who knew!)

the pizza is:

a sesame seed crust (with toasted black and white sesame seeds, for beauty)

Vegan ground beef, (which is soy based) lightly seasoned.

diced red and white onions

shredded garlic dill pickles 

vegan cheddar cheese

and then after you have baked this baby up at home, you chop up some iceberg lettuce or some nicer lettuce if you want to pretend it’s a nicer burger than a Big Mac, (but really it’s iceberg, and lettuce costs like as much as a first born child these days so like just get iceberg I promise it’s the best lettuce for this particular purpose) and toss that on top after you have sliced it.

then sauce. Some people want no sauce. 
we have made that an option you can choose.

or, a little single serve packet of what would be a reasonable about if sauce. 3oz.

or… you can get a squeeze bottle of sauce. A 12 oz squeeze bottle so you can sauce this pizza with a heavy hand like Jen was making the slice pie at the shop (ever get a pizza that was just sauce city? Jen made that) your next pizza, and your burgers, your nuggets, your fries… it’s offered at a discount if you get it with your pizza here so not a bad deal at all. The best deal in fact. 

we told you all we were doing it. And we did it. Boom.